And we pay a "professional" management company to spend time coming up with inane helpful hints.

1. Teach your children proper outdoor safety practices
2. Use your common sense when participating in outdoor activities
3. Always be prepared for the unexpected
4. Do not take unnecessary chances
5. Do not be careless
6. Think before you act

Now I know why they keep asking for more employees, they have to catch up on their useless bits of information file. I have a felling this was plagiarized from "Common Sense for Dummies".